Eris, Hermes and the Little Birdie Who Couldn't

So I was sitting at the computer this morning and Dino yells out something incomprehensible. I run to the kitchen door asking what is wrong.

As she starts to tell me that there was a bird in the house, it does a u-turn directly in front of my face, narrowly avoiding a head-on collision.

Before I can finish the sentence "how did a bird get in the house", Eris had already caught it.