Evil Plan Generator

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Steal United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Which is the right religion for you (new version)?

You Scored as Satanism You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 100% Paganism 90% Atheism 80% Haruhism 80% Agnosticism 80% Hinduism 45% Buddhism 45% Christianity 15% Confucianism 10% Islam 0% Judaism 0%

What will your obituary say?

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What your name means (Numerology)

You entered: Malachi de AElfweald

There are 18 letters in your name.
Those 18 letters total to 71
There are 8 vowels and 10 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:

Hebrew	Male	Messenger of God. The title of the last book in the Old Testament.
Biblical	Male	'My messenger, my angel'

Your number is: 8

The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals.

The expression or destiny for #8:
Your Expression is represented by the number 8. The 8 Expression is well-equipped in a managerial sense. You have outstanding organizational and administrative capabilities. You have the potential for considerable achievement in business or other powerful positions. You can expect to receive the financial and material rewards. You have the skill and abilities to establish or operate a business with great efficiency. You have good judgment when it comes to money and commercial matters, and you understand how to build and accumulate material wealth. Much of your success (or lack of it) may come due to your ability (or inability) to judge character. With the number 8 Expression, you exercise sound judgment in most of your affairs; you are realistic and practical in your approach to business matters.

The positive 8 Expression produces individuals that are very ambitious and goal-oriented. If the 8 energy is not in excess in your makeup, you will no doubt express these traits to some extent. No one has any more energy that a person with the 8 Expression who has a plan laid and is starting to work. No one has any more self-confidence, either. If you are expressing the positive qualities of 8, you are an outstanding manager because you can plan, initiate, and complete projects; you are very dependable and determined.

As it always happens, there can be too much of a good thing. If you have too much of the 8 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes. A negative 8 can be very rigid and stubborn. Ambition sometimes has a way of becoming over-ambition, and you may express an unreasonable impatience with the lack of progress. If your negative side is showing, you may be too exacting, both of yourself and of others. Sometimes this can even becomes a case of intolerance.

The number 8 is very materialistic and also very desirous of status and power. Neither of these drives are inherently negative unless they are taken to an extreme. You must avoid the tendency to strain after money, material matters, status, or power, to the detriment of the other important factors in your life.

Your Soul Urge number is: 1

A Soul Urge number of 1 means:
Your Soul Urge is the number 1. With a Soul Urge number of 1, you want to lead and direct, to work independent of supervision, by yourself or with subordinates. You take pride in your abilities and want to be recognized for them. You may seek opportunities to display your strength and usefulness, wanting to create and originate. In your desire to manage the big picture and the main issues, you may often leave the details to others.

The positive 1 Soul Urge is Ambitious and determined, a leader seeking opportunities. There is a great deal of honesty and loyalty in this character. If you possess positive 1 Soul Urge qualities, you are very attainment oriented and driven to success. You are a loyal friend and strictly fair in your business dealings.

The negative side of the 1 Soul Urge must be avoided. A negative 1 is apt to dominate situations and people; the home, the spouse, the family and the business. Emotions aren't strong in this nature. If you possess an excess of 1 energy, you may, at times, be boastful and egotistic. You must avoid being too critical and impatient of trifles. The great need of the 1 Soul Urge is the development of friendliness, and a sincere interest in people.

Your Inner Dream number is: 7

An Inner Dream number of 7 means:
You dream of having the opportunity to read, study, and shut yourself off from worldly distractions. You can see yourself as a teacher, mystic, or ecclesiastic, spending your life in the pursuit of knowledge and learning.

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Bishop Bondage Test

Your Bishop Bondage Position Fist this leg, then I'll get the other. You can try to struggle, but there will be no getting free. You are completely at my mercy - available for whatever I please. How would you be tied up? Take the Bishop Bondage Test (only 4 questions)

The Greek Mythology Personality Test

Your Score: Orpheus

0% Extroversion, 66% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 80% Perceptiveness

You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you.



When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there.



You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt.



Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches

Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas

Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

What Kind of Liberal Are You?

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

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Quiz your friends

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The Online Dating Persona Test

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. Your exact male opposite: The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD) CONSIDER: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM) Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

Giant Battle Monsters

Malachi is a Tiny Squid that spits Jets of Water, represents the Vanguard of a Martian Invasion, cowers from Fire, has a Long Neck and a Computer for a Brain, and can Phase in and out of Existence. Strength: 1 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 12 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Malachi, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Malachi using Strength Agility Intelligence

The Everything Test

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (86%), innovative (79%), slutty (74%), horny (72%).

Stereotypes Young Professional 90% Punk Rock 80% Geek 71%

Life Experience Sex 65% Substances 62% Travel 26%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 78% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 99% of those who have taken this test, and 71% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R. By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 29% of other test takers.

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What mental disorder do you have?

Saw this one on Jessie's blog and thought I would give it a shot...

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) You can never seem to calm down and always feel anxious for unknown reasons. You tend to not be able to concentrate and have headaches or other anxiety symptoms.
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Paranoia
Manic Depressive
What mental disorder do you have?

Completely Unexpected

You fit in with: Normal You don't really fit into any highschool stereotype: you're pretty much normal. Hovering somewhere in the middle between non-conformity and conformity, you're your own person ... within the group.

'What highschool stereotype do you fit in with?' at QuizGalaxy.com

WILL POWER!	What? I'll post mine in a sec.... Posted by WILL POWER! on Fri Apr 07 23:04:00 PDT 2006
WILL POWER!	OK, now we know this thing is bullshit because it pushed me towards emo. You fit in with: Normal You don't really fit into any highschool stereotype: you're pretty much normal. Hovering somewhere in the middle between non-conformity and conformity, you're your own person ... within the group. 'What highschool stereotype do you fit in with?' at QuizGalaxy.com Posted by WILL POWER! on Fri Apr 07 23:07:00 PDT 2006
Sarah	Damn, I think this is a bit off.  Posted by Sarah on Mon Apr 10 07:53:00 PDT 2006
Sarah	You fit in with: 'Intellectual' You fit into the highschool intellectual stereotype. You're not really all that popular, but you're not a loner either. You fit somewhere in the middle socially, though you much prefer to do things your own way. You certainly aren't just one of the crowd. 'What highschool stereotype do you fit in with?' at QuizGalaxy.com Posted by Sarah on Mon Apr 10 07:56:00 PDT 2006

What Emotion do you Represent? (with gorgeous anime pictures!)

You represent courage. You are determined and care
about your loved ones and would do nearly
anything to save them. You are strong and
hard to be taken down. Some may depict your
determination as being cold, but you're not-
you just tend to get a bit too serious at
times.

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Sarah	I got the same as you did! Go Scorpios! Posted by Sarah on Mon Feb 20 23:48:00 PST 2006
Sylkwyrm	You represent sadness. Whether you're naturally sensitive, or have been traumistized in someway, you appear (and may be) emotionally scarred. You have a delicate soul, and are understanding of those around you. Always remember that no matter how lost you feel, someone is always looking out for you. What Emotion do you Represent? (with gorgeous anime pictures!) brought to you by Quizilla Who would have seen that comming? Posted by Sylkwyrm on Tue Feb 21 04:59:00 PST 2006
Tony	You represent magic. You have many beliefs in things others may be skeptical of, and dare to dream. You enjoy communing with nature and you acknowkledge the Earth's natural wonders. You also love to explore. What Emotion do you Represent? (with gorgeous anime pictures!) brought to you by Quizilla Posted by Tony on Tue Feb 21 10:57:00 PST 2006

What ancient bloodline do you have?

You have Elvin blood: The blood in your veins is
that of the elves. The most noble of all
bloods. The Elves are very honest and wise,
and you share that aspect with them. You are
a very fun and kind person and anyone who
meets you immediately feels safe when youre
around. You are a great person and an even
better friend. Dont ever change for anyone.

What ancient bloodline do you have?
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Sarah	Hey, I got the SAME one again! Rock on! -Sarah Posted by Sarah on Tue Feb 21 00:04:00 PST 2006
SparrowHawk	It's cool to hear that you got the same response as I did. Take care. Laura Posted by SparrowHawk on Tue Feb 21 01:27:00 PST 2006
Silver	A frackin' Gnome? how am I a Gnome?! There wasn't even a drinking question... That's like trying to find out if someone is Irish, but not asking them if their family celebrates Christmas with kegs... Posted by Silver on Tue Feb 21 01:36:00 PST 2006
Sylkwyrm	You have Sirens blood: The beauty of a siren comes in many forms. But yours is by far the most pure. You are mysterious, clever, kind, compassionate, beautiful, amazing, wonderful and so much more. You are the kind of person that makes this world a better place just by waking up every morning. Dont let the sins of others bring you down, you are a beautiful person both inside and without. What ancient bloodline do you have? brought to you by Quizilla Well, I'm still a deÆlfweald ;-) Posted by Sylkwyrm on Tue Feb 21 09:00:00 PST 2006

Pseudo adult oriented survey

** Warning this is not for the young or weak**

ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ!

Most surveys on myspace are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls ya got!!!

1. How many people have you fucked?

Fifteen intercourse, counting one where I wasn't willing. Two more if you count oral-only.

2.Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?

Well, I never knew what was in the wacky weed when I was in high school, and never asked.  Tried a few of them. Also, thanks to the hospital, tried a few like morphine that you didn't mention.

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?

Nope

4. Ever paid for sex?

Well, so this one time we were looking at the purity test, and so I paid my girlfriend $1 :)

5. Ever been married?

See Sylkwyrm on my friends list

6. Ever been divorced?

Nope

7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?

On camera

8. Do you own any guns?

Not any more. My grandfather had given me an old Winchester that was old enough to not have a serial number, but it was stolen (and reported)

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?

Nope

10. Ever been to rehab?

Nope

11. Ever do anything gay sexually?

I guess that would depend on who you ask

12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace?

I haven't 'met' anyone on myspace yet

13. What size are your breasts/dick?

Depends how aroused.  Good when fully erect, OK when partially, tiny when limp, missing when in the Oregon lakes/oceans.

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?

Who's got top billing on the movie?

15. Ladies.....do you dish beege?

Ok, everyone asks but what the hell is this? If Google can't find it, you shouldn't expect everyone to know what you are talking about.

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?

Umm, not sure. I know I have been pretty damned close.

17. How many states have you lived in?

Oregon, California, Washington

18. How many countries have you lived in?

Just USA so far.

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?

Only if you count the bondage gear or the panic button that calls SWAT.  The sword isn't in the bedroom.

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?

Gilbert Godfrey so that I would never *ever* have to hear his voice *ever* again

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?

Does living there 6 days a week count? Oh wait, never paid for it during high school.

22. Ever had anal sex?

Yes

23. Ever been paid for sex?

$1 in response to answer #4

24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?

No, but if you know Veronica Mars, I am sure Dino and I could think of something to hire her for

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?

Ok, so here's the deal... she was my ex and he was cheating on her with his ex...

26. What is your IQ?

I've taken it a few times...  Anything else I could say would sound conceited.

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?

Some think he was a pervert, some think military man, some think someone who cared about kids. Hell, why couldn't all of them be true?

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?

I refused to watch any of the trial cuz it was the *IN* thing to do

29. Fake tits or real tits???

No, I don't have any fake ones - but you know Castle sells them right ;) [oh yeah, I don't get commission]

30. Ever watch someone die?

Dying, yes. Die, no.

31. Would you fuck me if given the chance?

Hard call. I would guess by reading the questions that you are probably a guy - but what if you are some really hot chick? Maybe it would be best if you just assume that I would find something to do that involved posting a video on myspace and never contact me.

32. How long has it been since you had sex?

Too long ago. Like Wed or something.

33. Who's mug shot was funnier....

Yours

34. Name your favorite beer:

I don't drink beer. Wine, yes. Hard alcohol, yes. Something tasting like Talent water that has less alcohol than cider, I think not.

35. Who is your daddy.....and what does he do?

Jerry on my friends list. Currently, I think he is working on his MUD.

 

Congrats for not being a pussy and allowing yourself to be so exposed!

Not very exposing. Maybe you are very sheltered.

What does your birth month reveal about you?

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What does your birth month reveal about you?

November
Has lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinkforward. Unique. brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors. Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative. amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Dont appreciate praises. Highspirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keepsecrets. Cant control emotions. Unpredictable.

what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

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what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

Belief-O-Matic

Your Results: The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa. Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking. How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1.  Neo-Pagan (100%) 2.  New Age (97%) 3.  Unitarian Universalism (91%) 4.  Liberal Quakers (90%) 5.  Mahayana Buddhism (85%) 6.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%) 7.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (81%) 8.  Taoism (79%) 9.  New Thought (78%) 10.  Theravada Buddhism (73%) 11.  Scientology (70%) 12.  Hinduism (64%) 13.  Bah' Faith (63%) 14.  Secular Humanism (60%) 15.  Orthodox Quaker (59%) 16.  Jainism (51%) 17.  Reform Judaism (50%) 18.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%) 19.  Nontheist (38%) 20.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%) 21.  Seventh Day Adventist (34%) 22.  Sikhism (33%) 23.  Jehovah's Witness (32%) 24.  Orthodox Judaism (21%) 25.  Islam (18%) 26.  Eastern Orthodox (10%) 27.  Roman Catholic (10%)

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Sylkwyrm	Wouldn't have guessed this. 1.  Reform Judaism (100%) 2.  Unitarian Universalism (99%) 3.  Neo-Pagan (99%) 4.  Liberal Quakers (90%) 5.  Sikhism (81%) 6.  Jainism (77%) 7.  Mahayana Buddhism (75%) 8.  New Age (74%) 9.  Bahá'í Faith (70%) 10.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%) 11.  Orthodox Judaism (64%) 12.  Secular Humanism (62%) 13.  Hinduism (62%) 14.  Theravada Buddhism (61%) 15.  Islam (54%) 16.  New Thought (51%) 17.  Taoism (49%) 18.  Scientology (44%) 19.  Orthodox Quaker (42%) 20.  Nontheist (39%) 21.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%) 22.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%) 23.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%) 24.  Jehovah's Witness (20%) 25.  Seventh Day Adventist (20%) 26.  Eastern Orthodox (13%) 27.  Roman Catholic (13%) Posted by Sylkwyrm on Fri Jan 27 08:18:00 PST 2006
Silver	creepy... 1. Neo-Pagan (100� 2. New Age (93� 3. Mahayana Buddhism (92� 4. Unitarian Universalism (91� 5. Theravada Buddhism (82� 6. Liberal Quakers (80� 7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72� 8. Secular Humanism (66� 9. New Thought (65� 10. Scientology (63� 11. Taoism (61� 12. Hinduism (58� 13. Jainism (58� 14. Reform Judaism (56� 15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (55� 16. Sikhism (55� 17. Orthodox Quaker (47� Posted by Silver on Fri Jan 27 08:33:00 PST 2006
Tony	Interesting...Who would have thought you would rank higher than me in the "Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants" category? :) 1.  Orthodox Quaker (100%) 2.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94%) 3.  Seventh Day Adventist (82%) 4.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%) 5.  Eastern Orthodox (77%) 6.  Roman Catholic (77%) 7.  Liberal Quakers (59%) 8.  Jehovah's Witness (56%) 9.  Orthodox Judaism (55%) 10.  Islam (54%) 11.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%) 12.  Hinduism (50%) 13.  Bah.. (25%) 27.  Nontheist (21%) Posted by Tony on Fri Jan 27 16:26:00 PST 2006
Malachi	And 31% higher on Liberal Quaker! Posted by Malachi on Fri Jan 27 16:45:00 PST 2006

Which Rocky Horror character are you?

You are Riff-Raff. You have some freaky astro-boy
hair later on in this movie!

Which Rocky Horror character are you?
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What is really funny about this is that I did Riff for Irena's Rocky party... Hey Janneke, remember doing my makeup? ;)

Silver	Janneke doesn't get on myspace.. and I've called you Riff for quite a while. :) Posted by Silver on Wed Jan 25 04:00:00 PST 2006
Malachi	She may not have logged on since August, but she is here. Posted by Malachi on Wed Jan 25 04:05:00 PST 2006
Silver	I didn't get this at first, but I wanted it so I cheated on the questions You are Eddie. You no-good kid you, party on to the grave. Which Rocky Horror character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Posted by Silver on Wed Jan 25 04:05:00 PST 2006
Sylkwyrm	You are Colombia. You rock in that special way only the squeaky can. Which Rocky Horror character are you? brought to you by Quizilla We all saw that one comming right? Posted by Sylkwyrm on Wed Jan 25 05:31:00 PST 2006
Kittybat	You are Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste so nice. Which Rocky Horror character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Posted by Kittybat on Wed Jan 25 12:29:00 PST 2006
WILL POWER!	You are Brad Majors. Good for you, you wuss. This fucking figures.... By the way, anyone ever here from Lauriel lately? Posted by WILL POWER! on Wed Jan 25 12:57:00 PST 2006
Kittybat	I see her every few months- I don't have direct contact info though.  Life seems to be treating her pretty well. Posted by Kittybat on Wed Jan 25 16:38:00 PST 2006