Sarah sent this to me... Thought I'd share...
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here..
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much w orse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off -- After I laugh my rear off!!
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
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Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends, including the person who sent this to you ...
Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!
We must become the change we want to see in the world. -- Mohandas Gandhi.
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be. -- Thomas Jefferson
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success...
such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.
-- Nikola Tesla
BC, he's my personal spider monkey.
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